Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Saturday, January 16, 2016

killing my software with windows - Old but still funny

i tried to run my programs 
with windows 95 
8 megs is recommended 
but i got only five
so there it was my system 
completley obsoleted 
typing path names with my fingers

cursing out loud at my mouse 
killing my software with windows 
killing my software with windows 
needing more disk space 
with windows 
needing new programs 
with windows



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Sunday, August 2, 2015

Funny Images -Hot Weather | صور ظريفة عن موجة الحر

هذه مجموعة من الصور الظريفة التي تعبر عن مدى قسوة الحر في مناطق مختلفة من العالم










































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Sunday, January 4, 2015

Youtube video not monetized is monetized again

Do you have one or more Youtube videos that was rejected for monetizing ?

Here is how to fix it in the sure way
Ok it's very simple ,My video was rejected for monetizing cuz i used a copyright music in it,So i've deleted it and edited it again and uploaded again and this time i used a sound track from youtube audio editor and now it's monetized again.I think that is the real good fix for this problem and i recommend you not to try to mess arround and try to find some trick to do the fix for you cuz it will be rejected again in the future.
Enjoy my video of (CR7) Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi singing and dancing again and this time opera song :D


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Monday, December 29, 2014

Merry Christmas From ISIS Abu Baker Baghdadi 2014

Jingle Bombs
By: Nasir Alden Dec.2014

Dashing through the sand
In a camel open tank
Over the lands we go
Laughing all the way
Bombs on people bang
Rising their souls high
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A killing song tonight

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride 
a camel tank 
firing all the day
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
a camel tank firing all the day

A month or two ago
My camel start to die 
And soon Miss Fatma Bright
Fighting by my side
I bought her a new tank
She swear that she will fight
Build ISIS caliphate
From Baghdad to Beirut

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
a crazy open camel tank 
firing all the day
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
a crazy open camel tank 
firing all the day , Yeah

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
a crazy open camel tank 
 firing all the day
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
a crazy open camel tank 
firing all the day


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